An Etiquette Nightmare

Yesterday morning, I attended a swanky networking/informational career event for UChicago second- and third-year students, and I felt guilty for having bad etiquette as I realized too late that it was probably NOT a good idea to lick your fingers clean of the cream cheese from your breakfast bagel. Last night, I had a dream that I was spreading cream cheese not onto my bagel, but onto the palms of my hands, and then licking it off. I don't know what happened to the bagel.